Republican presidential nominee John McCain

And, finally, playing for General Tire in the Carlstadt, N. Republican presidential nominee John McCain was helped by an American Idol makeup artist in getting Kevin Gfell ready for a recent television appearance. One of four San Diego firefighters suing the city over being forced to Whitney Port Nip Slip ride a fire engine in last years gay parade did not have to answer questions about his Playboy magazines while on the witness stand Wednesday. Another set of TV viewers crave the witty dialogue and trenchant satire served Space Roar up nightly by Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. Paris Hilton launched her latest clothing line Milan this week, and as we pretty much expected its pink, pink and more pink. But now The Wonderful Maladys is 1.18.09 Brace Yourself set to have her in its half-hour pilot.